My name is Murphy, and I'm a 5 year old Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier and Head of Security!!!
My time is spent overseeing my office lackeys and shouting at the postman and delivery men!!! I also like to encourage the minions to play ball with me - however this usually falls on deaf ears but they do tend to listen when it's treat time!
My schedule as Head of Security is quite punishing although I do allow Lou, my human, a short break at about 1pm because that is time for him to be dragged down the road so I can sniff at random stuff and whip things up with the local hounds.
I have known Lauries dogs, Beau and Sox for quite some time now - I tolerate them but they are simple souls and nowhere near as important as I am - I mean, they don't even have job titles do they?
All in all, it's not a bad job that I have and accommodation and food is part of the pay package so it's a win win for me. The minions do work hard playing with their big TV screens all day long and they seem a happy pair - I don't suppose I can ask for more that that really!